Service desk 

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.

Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.

Service desk by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019

Articulated Desk Lamp 

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did

Articulated Desk Lamp by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

Obese desk 

For annoying gamers.

You is an obese desk.

Obese desk by Espaussitous March 12, 2021

The Desk 

a discord server consisting of 13 year old mods that ban you for making a joke

guy 1: hey, can i invite you to The Desk?

guy 2: suck my balls

The Desk by akhelm May 15, 2022

Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

Low Desk Syndrome by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023

Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students

Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*

Orc Desk by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024

bottom desk 

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

bottom desk by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024