computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 16, 2017

Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.

Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.

by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018

Desking

The Act of working at a Desk

I earned a lot of money while I was desking today.

by lieningover October 13, 2012

desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.

he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.

by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020

Obese desk

For annoying gamers.

You is an obese desk.

by Espaussitous March 12, 2021