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Obese desk

by Espaussitous March 12, 2021
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Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021
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The Desk

a discord server consisting of 13 year old mods that ban you for making a joke
guy 1: hey, can i invite you to The Desk?

guy 2: suck my balls
by akhelm May 15, 2022
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Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.
"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"
by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023
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Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students
Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*
by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024
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bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.
“How’s it going?”

Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024
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Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof
I am going to dust my desk today
by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008
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