Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
Get the Desk Commutemug. The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021
Get the Desk-fatmug. "I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
by ancientostrich September 22, 2015
Get the Desk nestmug. by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010
Get the Desk hemorrhoidmug. 
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022
Get the fish deskingmug. Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017
Get the computer deskmug.