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Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.
I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.
by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018
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Encyclopedia Dramatica is a joke encyclopedia that embodies the very essence of offensiveness and the phrase "if you can't beat them, join them". It manages to be funny not because of the wit of its writers, but because of the reactions it incites.
I mean seriously, look at the other definitions on urbandictionary that insult Encyclopedia Dramatica. Don't they look familiar?
by lulzader October 16, 2008
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dramaddict

someone that is addicted to drama.
have you read her blog today? she is such a dramaddict.
by earth_mother2006 December 17, 2007
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Hella funny satire that humorless bores on Urban Dictionary apparently get offended by. However, as ingenious as it can be, the site suffers from the overuse of the word 'furry,' as it's written on nearly every paragraph.
These people can't handle the LULZ on Encyclopedia Dramatica. They made fun of their favorited bubble gum pop band My Chemical Romance on the intrawebz, and now they're offended for life and will now go do some cutting.
by AD777 October 30, 2007
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

Imagine if The Onion made a satirical version of Wikipedia and you're halfway there. Effectively breaking rules 1 and 2 of the internet, it's also the first stop for anyone who doesn't understand all memes on 4chan.
Farrakh: You know, I usually only go to Encyclopedia Dramatica for it's pictures.
by somedede June 8, 2009
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dramaddict

1. Someone who is a drama queen.

2. Someone who could also be called a drama nerd

3. Anyone who loves being there to watch a cat fight or a break up take place.
1. She was so upset when her boyfriend dumped her. - What a dramaddict, they'd been dating for two days.

2. That dramaddict wasn't casted for any of the major parts in this year's play, but he practices his lines for three hours every night.

3. person1: There's a catfight about to start out in the hall!
person2: Really? I have to be there. I HAVE to see this!
person3: What dramaddicts. -scoff-
by Sheep, the Hamster July 20, 2008
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Dramastically

Coined by one Jonathan Fenwick of Torrington, Connecticut.

(adverb): a word meant to combine the phonetics and definitions of the words "dramatically" and "drastically"
Originally coined as Jonathan Fenwick was talking about his grade dropping.
Usually used when one is trying to use one of the root words and ends up incorporating the other.
Jon: Hey yo, Mr. Meskill, you put that in as a zero when I actually did it and my grade dropped dramastically.
by MC BennyT June 4, 2013
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