crunch pose

when you have done something lucky or

you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be

i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose

by onithekid October 17, 2010

muncha crunch

A bomb ass girl that any guy can fall in love with within seconds, A girl who can not be a bitch no matter how hard she tries, an asset to any man, Instant popularity upon meeting with Muncha Crunch. A great freind and one that any one that can be proud of and will have for life

Damn u see Muncha Crunch today, she lookin extra foine today, lets go pretend to know her so we look cool

by Blah Blee May 3, 2005

Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!

My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!

by Noel James July 17, 2007

Crunch Bar

A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.

Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.

by somebody i used to know July 24, 2008

Cap'n Crunch

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"

Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.

by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

captain Crunch

when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all

he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch

by Adonay October 3, 2007

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009