crotch craters 

Herpes............ That is all.

Herpes is crotch craters

crotch craters by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011

crotch soup 

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.

Dude i ate that crotch soup up last night.

crotch soup by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011

Crotch pop 

Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.

Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.

Crotch pop by Susan Denime November 2, 2011

Crotch Grog 

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.

The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.

Crotch Grog by DarkRoses October 7, 2012

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

Crotch Christians by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

Crotch frosting 

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.

dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme

Crotch frosting by spank master flex December 16, 2012

Crotch Cuddle 

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.

Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.

Crotch Cuddle by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014