A faggot homosexual blonde haired dude who posts video's on youtube and myspace about his crazy weird ass life.
by Dragon boy Swede September 30, 2007
Get the chris crocker mug.the perfect combination of good friends, playing poker and doing copious amounts of drugs, mainly cocaine.
" yo man, coker or poker tonight "
" i dont got shit tomorrow, so coker it is! "
" somebody tell dyldo! "
" i dont got shit tomorrow, so coker it is! "
" somebody tell dyldo! "
by Steltran April 30, 2008
Get the coker mug.Related Words
croker
• Croker Cock
• Crokered
• Crokersir
• Lauren Croker
• choker
• cooker
• corker
• croaker
• Coker
Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.
by 24tShoe August 4, 2011
Get the Chokerace mug.by Benjamin Nieuwsma May 13, 2005
Get the solar cooker mug."leave britney alone!!"-chris crocker
by ihatehriscrocker January 25, 2009
Get the chris crocker mug.A unicycle with a very large wheel diameter, used in long distance riding. The bigger wheel gives the unicycle the ablility to move over great distances in relativily short periods of time, while still amazing everone who sees it.
by Vortex April 27, 2003
Get the Coker mug.by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the croaker mug.