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creepy crawler 

My girlfriend was on the rag, and then I felt a creepy crawler followed by a body-rocking experience.

Creepy Joe 

A term used to describe someone who sniffs women and children, usually while on camera. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed women and children while on camera.
Look at Thomas, he's such a creepy Joe.
Creepy Joe by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020

Creepy Close 

when someone either knowingly or not invades personal space while conversing or in a confined space.
Judge Rhinehold being a close talker was always standing creepy close to Jerry Seinfeld.
Creepy Close by Tobb January 20, 2004

Creepy Crawler 

A male who creeps behind his friends who is actually in the closet. He tries to get as close as he can in a dancing environment thinking that no one will notice him; and works. Eventually he will be found out as the guy who is a "Creepy Crawler".
Tom:"Man, this is going to be a fun night".
Jim(standind next to his friend Tom):"Yeah man, these girls are hott!"

Laurence(sneekingly while everyone is in a party mode not noticeing, he slides behind them with a sexual gesture that no straight man approves of)

Jim:"Man, what the hell? Back up you creepy crawler!"
Tim:"You gaying up the area. You always do some dumb shit!"
Creepy Crawler by Painkiller625 August 1, 2011

Creepy Joe 

Somebody who makes comments that sound very inappropriate and doesn't even realize it.
Guy1: she was 12, I was 30. She helped me a lot. We learned a lot. We got a lot done.
Guy2: Bro wtf, you're sounding like a total 'creepy Joe!'
Guy1: what did I say?
Guy2: you know, the fact that you don't even know makes it that much worse
Guy1: Come on man, give me a little break here!
Creepy Joe by Icy Wyte October 6, 2022

Creepy Neighbor 

A Person who sits in the corner and sign languages the person next to her all night about other people in the room. Also this person has been known to stare at you for hours very creepily. This persons real motive is to skin you and wear your skin as a coat so beware.... Although she may probably rape you before she does so. To know if a person really is a creepy neighbor, you just have to ask them to spell "Cock". If they spell it "Kokc" then you know shes going to kill you, and its probably too late.
"The creepy Neighbor is stareing at me. Don't leave me alone with her.... GET BACK HERE SHES GUNNA RAPE ME!!!!"
Creepy Neighbor by Shitpiece February 22, 2009