A couple minutes before you take a big shit, you fart in your pants. When you pull them down, you get a big waft of that fermented fart.
Tim- "Did you hear that Dean dutch creeper'd himself last night?"
Brock- "Yeah, you gotta feel bad for him, that sucks."
Brock- "Yeah, you gotta feel bad for him, that sucks."
by Insert Immature Name Here September 3, 2009
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*Crunk creeper takes beer out of fridge*
Tucker: What in the Sam Hill Fuck do you think you are doing man?
Crunk Creeper: Just gettin' a beer, whatdya mean man its a party?
Tucker: Crunk creeping bastards.
Tucker: What in the Sam Hill Fuck do you think you are doing man?
Crunk Creeper: Just gettin' a beer, whatdya mean man its a party?
Tucker: Crunk creeping bastards.
by Mr.Party April 22, 2010
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Having not seen him for a few months, Heather says to Barry, "Gee weez, Baz, I almost didn't recognize you!"
"Yeah, I know, I’ve had a serious case of fat creep, hadn’t jumped on a scale for a few weeks and boy did I get a real shocker this morning, I’m going to download an App for Fat Creep to melt this blubber for good.”
"Yeah, I know, I’ve had a serious case of fat creep, hadn’t jumped on a scale for a few weeks and boy did I get a real shocker this morning, I’m going to download an App for Fat Creep to melt this blubber for good.”
by Girl Banker September 24, 2011
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Get the Creampie mug.Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004
Get the feature creep mug.Like a standard creampie but with a twist... It a requires a room full of cocaine hungry whores and one dirty bastard that has the some (cociaine). He picks a girl, blows a load of cocaine up her using a rolled up piece of paper then has sex with that girl and cums inside her. The other girls in the room then lick the cum from that girl hoping to get some cocaine. Fantastic.
I ran outta coke last night, was in a hotel room with a load of whores and ended up doing a columbian creampie.
by Phil T. and Jim Rim October 18, 2007
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