Consoom

To rampantly consume various forms of media entertainment in lieu of original thought, to the point where it dictates ones personality

Ben - "Elon Musk is like a real life Tony Stark. Those rocket landings were perfectly balanced, like all things should be. Get it? Hah I'm such a Ravenclaw"

Sarah - "You sound like a consoomer"

by dwalone June 15, 2021

consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)

Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.

by Mightytights May 7, 2008

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

consarn

kind of like "damn" in old western language. not meant to be used by itself, but with "it" or "ye" as in you.

"Consarn ye Tom!" She yelled.
"Consarn that bastard!"
"Consarn ye!"

by ingrown toenail owner May 16, 2008

console whore

Developer who thinks PC gaming is dying by pirating and therefore won't release their game on it, which could be fixed by not spending money on Anti-Pirate measures.

EA games, GTA IV, the list goes on, Like how Dan Houser has became a console whore.

by Bobtrannyman May 20, 2008

consumerism

Buying stuff we don't need and killing the Earth's resources.

It's wonderful that our economy is based on consumerism.

by Haemoglobbin December 18, 2012

Road Construction

Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.

1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.

2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.

by bob123456789123456789 October 2, 2008