roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

condeleeza rice

A token "negro bee'hatch", designed to appease black and other non white voters into supporting a racist, bigoted, quasi theocratic oligarch party. Dumb enough to trot out propaganda for the wankers she works for, and too dumb to make the connection that having a huge lumbering graceless oil tanker named after you is actually quite an insult for most bitches.

can i shine your shoes monkey boss?

by wideawakeclub February 19, 2004

Coddletard

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

candlequeen

A CandleQueen is a man who has a really desperately need for love and is not afired to make out with anyone. tHey espically love boys and will not hesitate to have his way with one. Be careful they are really rough though ;)

Shit. I regret meeting Jerry. He’s a real CandleQueen.

by Scrub For Life And justice September 15, 2018

meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

by slimkillz December 26, 2017

Ellen Conder

Ellen Conder is absolutely brilliant. If you know Ellen Conder you should consider yourself lucky. Only god himself may be able to explain the awesomeness that is Ellen Conder. If Ellen Conder allows you into her life, you must pray each night, 10 times, just to thank god for passing this amazing honour onto you. The very thought of Ellen Conder is able to make most men cum in their pants.

Ellen Conder is GREAT.

-"hey, guess what?

-"what?"
-"Ellen Conder is brilliant."

by Aduuuuummmmmmmm August 11, 2010

Roman Candle Canoe Wars

The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).

At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.

by ToRoIoS July 15, 2011