conditional

A mix between contemperary and traditional

That house is so conditional with its log cabin exterior and its modern, functional interior.

by jambo jake August 16, 2009

leave in conditioner

to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it

dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner

by asserroth March 7, 2011

st. thomas redneck condtion

The condition that occurs where human beings become infected with laziness, becomes cheaters,get kicked out or quit the military, have kids to five different men, get DUI'S, cannot keep jobs, and live near or with their parents. The infected feel they are extremely attractive or date females/males who also are infected. Usually these people become overweight and have homemade tattoos or claim to have fanastic careers of farmers, taxidermist, tattoo artist, mechanics, and managers of fast food . Usually these careers are false. Infected males are usually tall, overweight with tattoos of many different womens names on their bodies. Infected females usually are tall, overweight hicks that have gap teeth. The females usually are sexually active with any male that is desperate enough. Then become inpregnated and find a male infected to claim as father. If a infected male tries to date/marry/inpregnate someone who is not infected, female gets side effects but loses infects once male isnt around.

There is no cure and the infected become aged and live in dirty houses.

He lost his job, lives with his dad, and has no car. He must have st. thomas redneck condtion.

by acadia thunder November 24, 2011

the 'human condition'

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

by Valsprok February 4, 2013

jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition

A person who has crusty,cracking,dry,yellow feet while festering corn kernals are infesting the foot And poppin fresh buttery popcorn off them joints.

Daaaaamn girrrrrrl. Look at that girls feet!!! Lord help her. Looks like jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition.aaaaaallll night loooong with a extra serving of salty butter From the movie theater.

by angieffinlynn June 2, 2015

solids are going to hit the air conditioning

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.

"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".

by KevinTheB November 29, 2007

condiment shot

A shot of a condiment, such as ketchup or mustard, sucked out of the small unit packages that one gets from fast food restaurants.

While driving, it's convenient to have a condiment shot of ketchup after eating your fries.

by Rebecca Clark September 1, 2008