compaq

Makers of PC computer systems that are made by sweatshop workers in third world countries in textile mills. They use unreliable components and often take cost-saving measures such as: building everything but the kitchen sink onto the motherboard so it is unlikely anybody will ever try to upgrade. Software only modems. Bios that does not recognize a boot drive unless it is pre-loaded with mindless Compaq shovelware. IDE ribbon cables with only 1 head. Riser cards for horizontally oriented PCI slots.
Best of all they pass the saving on to you, the consumer. Oops, sorry, that last bit is what the other computer manufacturers do.

My Grandma upgraded to a Compaq from a 286 PC Jr. and noticed a slight decrease in performance. Also the XGA graphics on the old computer were better.

by Gimli July 15, 2003

compassionate conservative

The phrase used by George Bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. It's like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. To get a better understanding read the story of the lions:

One day, one lion said to another "compassionate predator...i like it"

Compassionate conservative- Americans are hopeful that in Bush's second term, the compassionate side will kick in.

by Bubba207 September 29, 2005

Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.

Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 30, 2005

ap comp lit

where you get wasted by strange groups such as the "blue oster cult"

famous for ruining GPAs

student i'm going to take ap comp lit
me dude you're going to wasted by the oster man

by J is for the JESUS January 8, 2010

Eazzy Company

Eazzy Company. Meaning company of the Eazzy. An elite SOCOM II gaming clan that woops up on dat ass. A group of mature guys getting together to kill all opponents.

The Eazzy Company annihilated all of its opponents

by Greg Pigate January 4, 2005

comp

Short for computer. Can be a laptop or desk top.

Damn, my comp is screwed.

by Mel February 25, 2003

Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

by Zero-K April 28, 2006