If america was communist

If America was communist, I do believe that we would be on better terms with Russia, whose allegiance with China we will use to take over the world. Eventually the United States would control the entirety of the Americas, and Russia having total control of Europe and China dominating Asia. All nuclear weapons would be illegal, however, courtesy of the U.S. Then these three countries would have a space race to Mars, and eventually defend ourselves against multiple alien invasions. Each of the species we defeat we learn from and advance our technology, and to the point where we are now able to travel the stars. Sadly, as communism is a form of government frowned upon by many, a resistance is formed that brings communism to its knees, but as a last attempt of justice, the communists nuke the entire planet, destabilizing it enough that Earth actually implodes in a fiery disaster, destroying the entire solar system.

If America was communist.... Oh, imagine!
The fate of our planet is now set... Nothing we can do now can or will change it.

by PORGSSSS October 12, 2023

This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow

James: I just got ligma
Robert: This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

Community Pool

When you get 5+ guys to circle jerk around a chick and all blow your load on her tummy.

"Brian went swimming in our community pool. It was pretty great. We all joined in."

by codeVlad November 5, 2009

Communitywashing

Communitywashing is a term that describes a person, place, or thing that claims to support a community or cause, but in reality does not.

Communitywashing is in the same family of armchair activists, greenwashing, or pinkwashing.

P1: "Gary always says he supports (community event, cause, or point of pride), but I've never seen him there, have you?"
P2: "No way, he's totally communitywashing."
P1: "What a slacktivist."

by WTFMarketing April 10, 2013

community hit

The act of releasing smoke in the open air for the purpose of providing passersby a generous waft of something that will lighten their day.

The act of a "Community Hit" can be just excess smoke off a blunt or joint, intentionally blowing un-hit smoke out of a piece, or simply setting fire to marijuana. The most common use of this terminology is when someone has prepared too great of a hit, and they decide to blow out the smoke.

This is also a common practice of law enforcement. When they "dispose" of large quantities of weed, they simply burn it like a campfire and host a party around said campfire.

by JR N September 14, 2013

Community Cream Shake

When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.

Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends”
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”

- Don’t put my name in there

by Skippy Pippy June 17, 2019

Community Meat

n. community meat is a man whore. he’s FOR the streets. his dick is used by anyone & everyone. a boy with no respect for himself 😯

Brittany: i could never date Jay

Camilla: he’s such a slut

Savannah: he snapped me last night…
Camilla: yeah, he’s community meat 🥩

by bongwater;)420 June 24, 2021