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nassau community college

A level of hell where the Internet is too slow and the food is too expensive. A place where all you breathe in is cigarette smoke and all you see is ratchet people everywhere. This is where you are doomed to end up if you're stupid or broke.
"Where does she go to college?"
"Nassau Community College"
"Oh, that's ...nice."
by SwagMastaK January 24, 2014
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Community Organizer

Someone who organizes communities. In some communities, everything is disorganized and disheveled. So a community organizer comes in and organizes things, putting community socks in the community drawer, filing bills and invoices in hanging folders, making sure the laundry is folded, and many other difficult things.

Considered by some to be a qualification for president of the United States of America.
At an early age, Joe decided he wanted to be a CEO and then Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military. Instead of going to West Point or Harvard Business School, he became a community organizer and moved to a large city and organized its communities.
by Anaconda 12 October 21, 2008
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Bergen Community College

Two-year public college located in Paramus and Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Typically serves the high schoolers who were unable to get into a real school, and is considered to be a joke to the students. Also, the destination for over half of high school graduating classes.
John: Where you going to school next year?
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.
by Dumb Bergen Kid December 7, 2009
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community college

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.
Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.
by Big D May 2, 2004
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american community survey

Intrusive 24-page survey that Americans will be required by the Census Bureau to fill out every year. It asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.

It's mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.
When I received my American Community Survey, I crumpled it up and threw it away.
by shadowhawk September 27, 2004
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seduction community

The seduction community is a large group of men who have a specific interest in studying, practicing and discussing the principles of attracting women, although interests generally span the well-being of a man in all other aspects of life as well.

The community is composed of a loose hierarchy that is based on the knowledge, experience and success one has achieved with the opposite sex. A low rung member of the community is typically referred to as an AFC (average frustrated chump), while more experienced members are known as PUAs (pick up artists), the most esteemed of which have published books and provide live "workshops" in which men can attend, learn from and interact with extremely successful PUAs face to face.

The community was a result of a rising popularity in a niche of the self-help industry that had separated itself from the general relationship issues to focus more on the nature of the singles scene itself.

Although the industry today approaches the singles scene from both the male and female perspectives, it is also becoming highly commercialized, over-saturated and is teaming with material that should probably be avoided, or better yet, burned in a bonfire.
Mystery, Neil Strauss, David DeAngelo, Juggler and Ross Jeffries are often considered some of the most notable members of the seduction community.
by Judochop May 13, 2008
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community college

Named because they have an obligation to accept anybody in the community and the only reason is that the person lives in that township. High school is not necessary for attending a community college. The SAT or ACT is not necessary either. You can answer every question with the letter 'A' and still get accepted into a community college. The dumbest of the dumb shit can be admitted, and the brightest minds of the universe can enter. It is guaranteed to suck ass and destroy the futures of all attendees as well as be a serious time waster. It is a very inefficient method of receiving an education.
Rachel: Don't you teach at a community college?
Ross: No, I teach at a prestigious university.
Rachel: Isn't it true that your male students pretend to be gay and be in love with you just to get an 'A' in the class.
Ross: (dramatically) THAT HAPPENED ONLY ONE TIME!!!!
by FriendsFanForever January 26, 2010
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