Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.
After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008
Get the Coffee douchebagmug. When you replace breakfast with two cups of coffee, and then have the shits an hour later.
Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.
Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.
by HeavyKitty December 1, 2010
Get the Coffee Shitsmug. The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if you want to nail them or not. It's well known that erotic passions are inflamed by mocha.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.
by Thegreatnick February 10, 2007
Get the coffee datemug. Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
Lupita: The coffee table.
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
Get the Coffee Tablemug. by real shit May 28, 2007
Get the coffee shopmug. by M1X3R November 29, 2010
Get the Warm Coffeemug. by DirkD January 27, 2007
Get the Bigbucks Coffeemug.