Clyster

An enema. See douche bag

George W. Bush is a Clyster.
Bob got so constipated he needed a clyster to clean him out.

by Juan G. Escobar September 1, 2008

cliterati

n. A woman who claims to be sexually liberated but only does so to conform to social norms. Such women are sad examples of conflict between the two opposing roles the patriarchy imposes upon them.

Many members of the cliterati claim to masturbate, but only say this to attract men.

by Lyzzie April 28, 2008

bonnie and clyde

When a girl and a guy clasp hands and jerk the guy's penis off.

Babe, you are really struggling with this hand job but i love you; let's bonnie and clyde this one.

by theragecage April 27, 2017

Clyde

Total Dumb Ass. Has to think about it to breathe on his own.

That guy is a Clyde ! How does he breathe on his own?

by #herohutch#CFD#1 May 2, 2018

Clydesdale

(literally- a show horse) A vagina or anyother type of fish-smelling hole on the woman species; Ditty; clit; rooster.
The meaning originated when a young girl tried to steal a heavy clydesdale keychain from bush gardens and put it down her pants. Gravity did it's thing and it wound up in her vagina.

Wow look at the lips on that clydesdale

by Lussypicker May 4, 2004

Bonnie and Clyde

Better than your fatass momma

Bonnie and Clyde were kickin’ ass!

by Spatro February 26, 2021

cliteral

characterized by a concern mainly with women. Like being literal, but in a more sexual manner.

I wanted to have sex with her so bad, I cliterally told her exactly that.

by scootybooty September 22, 2009