Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
by ralphieG December 18, 2012
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"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.
by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013
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A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf
by RazMutant November 17, 2013
Get the couch surfer dude mug.A person who, buy there own choice, has no one place to live but "stays" with different friends and relatives usually until the welcome is worn out then moves to a different couch.
We will never be able to track this guy down because he's a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
by The King of Dinner Time September 14, 2014
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It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche
YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche
YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
The Clonch’s have a dog
by Basketball0535 February 5, 2019
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I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.
by four.25 October 1, 2019
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David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
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