Stress Cleaner

Stress cleaners are people who, when stressed out, clean up their surroundings as a method of coping with and alleviating stress. In the same way that Stress Eaters use food to cope with their stress.

I recently started cleaning to try to cope with the exam stress, it works better than yoga 🧘 ♂️ for me. My prof says I'm a stress cleaner

by N😉B😎DY_19 September 27, 2018

Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".

While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."

by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018

Bagletti Cleaver.

When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.

"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.

by Hectic_Megaboss June 12, 2019

Quebec Cleaner

When your buddy nuts in your wife and cleans it up with his mouth, you feel bad and lick it off his face.

“Sorry for making a mess on the old lady let’s Quebec clean this up bud”. “Eh bud I’ll buy ya Molson since your a great Quebec Cleaner”.

by SteelyDan11 June 27, 2019

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

Trench Cleaner

The act of cramming a pipe cleaner into their own dick.

Only a real man is brave enough to do the Trench Cleaner.

by SEXGODTHEGOAT February 5, 2021

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021