cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Cleansing the Palate

It is what the woman must do sometime after pooping in order to next make herself presentable for sex by taking a shower.

Cleansing the Palate: after eating spicy Mexican food all night, Sally had to cleanse the palate before her boyfriend came over for a booty call.

by theeaglesfan69 December 25, 2020

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Cleaning Simulator

A Game Made By BribbleCO Creator being mainly, ZKevin.

Cleaning Simulator Lobby:

Guy 1: I Love This Game.
Guy 2: clean everything bitches
Guy 3: guys i'll put a camera where the clean meter is!
Guy 4: im just gonna get radios
Guy 5: i have much money
Guy 6: i have every badge, and you?
Guy 7: trampoline

by Saelvibk May 5, 2021

Cleaning

Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying

"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"

by BiggestBrainBoi August 29, 2022

Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.

“What’s up with Johnny?”
“He’s been cleaning”

by Stanley Haze March 9, 2023

Cleaning

The zen action males do to create tidiness. Best on Sativa with your favorite music.
There is always a sense of upliftness when the job is done. Best done in small segments
not over 2 hours. Plan strategically to optimize benefits.

I'm cleaning the bathroom. Don't bug me.

by SloppySage August 1, 2023