Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021

psychotic clarity

Me.... A man that lives on the "Hill".. A clear mind gifted with perceptions in the realms of seeing as others do not. Seeing & observing everything that could be that isn't probable but still inside the realms of possibility..

He has some kind of psychotic clarity cause he can see outside of anything that involves everything...

by Dtros April 5, 2022

Nasal Clarity

The feeling of both nostrils being open for breathing, this is an absolutely amazing, heavenly feeling to think about when you have nasal congestion, very under appreciated.

Oh my fucking god finally, my airways are open, I now got nasal clarity.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023

summer clarity

the growth of ones personal perspective and consciousness that occurs once entering summer; leading to general clarity and mindfulness

this year, summer clarity affected me quite positively . It brought upon a balanced individuality that shall stay with me throughout the year.

by whenshouldileave August 2, 2023

ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025