3 definitions by Spongebob Shit Pants

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023

appendicitis

An agonising, unwelcome, erect, inflamed penis causing havoc inside your body.

Though normally flaccid, Tom's appendix throbbed vigorously causing appendicitis.

by Spongebob Shit Pants May 12, 2020

room meat

Wasting oxygen sitting in a meeting where one's presence serves no purpose.

Me: Frank, why are you here?
Frank: I was invited
Me: So why are you here? Are you room meat?
Me: Are you planning on contributing?
Frank: .... moooo
Me: cunt

by Spongebob Shit Pants May 11, 2020