Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 02, 2025

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 02, 2025