Port Charlotte

God's Waiting Room

Welcome to Port Charlotte, Florida. God's Waiting Room. Where the old come to die.

by SkyAce2004 August 19, 2008

Port Charlotte

The place where people come to die.

Ethel: Did you hear Martha died last night?

Gloria: No, I didnt.

Ethel: Yea, she was at her winter home in Port Charlotte when she passed.

Gloria: ooh, thats too bad. She was so young

Ethel: I know, she was only 87!

by GinaS26 June 17, 2008

Charlotte Hotpocket

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.

Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234

by dcarp April 2, 2011

charlotte roberts

a great makeup artist and the most beautiful human being in the world, she's known for the amazing makeup looks she post on her tiktok @charlottelooks

a: do you know charlotte roberts?
b: yeah, i've seen her looks, she's so talented!

by cherrieschar September 5, 2020

Charlotte, Michigan

A once-booming town whose prosperity ended in the 1940s. Was also once a Ku Klux Klan center in Michigan, but is now a hicktown with lots of scary Wal-Mart people. Close to the capital, Lansing, but separated by a tiny town called Potterville. Home of the stupid school board that replaces their awesome looking logo with a shitty ripoff of the Seahawks, and has every Friday the 13th off. The superintendent of the school district is a gnome in disguise. Highly clique-y. Church on virtually every street corner. High school mascot is the Oriole, despite the lack of orioles in Charlotte.

Population: About 10,000.

**Pronounced "Shar-LOT", not "SHAR-lit".**

Dude, don't go to Charlotte, Michigan. You'll never get out.

by ReluctantResident January 31, 2010

charlotte p

damn sexy bitch. totally fuckable

damn that girls hott. what a charlotte p.

by charlotte March 31, 2005

Charlotte, Michigan

Charlotte is nice a mid-Michigan town with lots of great people... If you were blind. Charlotte is a cesspool of meth heads and wanna be gangsters. Going into Charlotte and meeting the people, you'd believe you were in a deep southern town. It's the same town that had a meth lab blow up right across from the police and fire station. Don't worry, they tore it down and turned it into a nice outdoorsy plaza. They even turned a old cemetery into a park, they couldn't even get all the body's out for some reason. Charlotte High School, is ran by an old man and a homophobic angry tattooed Mexican lady. If you live in Charlotte you either love it or are dying to get out.

I just saw some freak injecting some heroin at dean park in Charlotte, Michigan.

by mandownbytheriver June 28, 2020