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(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
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a ridiculous type of math that people who are losers provide definitions about on a website created for terms that are relevant in everyday conversation to peers
(urban dictionary). These same losers also find it relevant to mention the different types of calculus and who defined it as if that is important. Unless you are a math
major or engineering major then learning calculus has no meaning or purpose to you. And if you do have those subjects as actual majors then you prolly are a
20-something virgin who has never been on a date before with a real live member of the opposite sex.
(urban dictionary). These same losers also find it relevant to mention the different types of calculus and who defined it as if that is important. Unless you are a math
major or engineering major then learning calculus has no meaning or purpose to you. And if you do have those subjects as actual majors then you prolly are a
20-something virgin who has never been on a date before with a real live member of the opposite sex.
Nerd: I find equations that use the "chain rule" in calculus to be the most satisfying to solve.
Normal person: Wow, have you ever had sex with a real person?
Nerd: Sadly, no I havent.
Normal person: wow, (yawn) thats a big surprise.
Normal person: Wow, have you ever had sex with a real person?
Nerd: Sadly, no I havent.
Normal person: wow, (yawn) thats a big surprise.
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height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.
blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.
blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
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Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!
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