Calan

Small frail boy who often simps for the slightest piece of female attention. Will even go to the extent of opening up a reverse rub and tug parlor for any contact.

CALAN you short simp stop talking to that behemoth of a woman she’s only 13!!!!

by Chasereee May 22, 2020

Party Queens of Cala Millor

When two single, goregous ladies decide to take the coast of Mallorca by storm. They do not choose the corny destinations of Magaluf or the Greek-party islands, but they rather decide to shake things up a bit in Cala Millor. The beautiful beaches and lovely accomodations makes this resort an obvious choice. The party queens are made up of one crazy chick with killer legs and horny eyes, whilst the other girl has a booty that can, and will stop traffic. Together they make up the indestructable team which is the party queens of Cala Millor.

person 1: did you see the look on that old, german woman's face?
person 2: yeah, i think she met the Party Queens of Cala Millor.

person 1: I wanna party tonight, do you know where to go?
person 2: wherever the Party Queens of Cala Millor are

by randomguy10 June 1, 2010

Jon Calabro

The coolest, sexiest man ever known to man.

Person 1 :"Did you see Jon Calabro earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah! He looked so cool and sexy!"

by Pig poop balls November 27, 2020

Calamity

The sexiest skin in fortnite, maybe even gaming history.

Yo stage 1 Calamity im finna risk it all.

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004

calabrese

Someone from the region of Calabria in Italy. Usually has very bad taste in home decor and clothing, e.g., plastic coverings on chairs, tacky Sicilian carts, 2" acrylic nails, bright pink lipstick.

Mrs. Scuito's new orange blouse with pineapples was classic calabrese.

by mromano July 26, 2005