couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011

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couch talk

Couch talk is an intimate conversation which happens between two people who aren't really that close but during the talk they open up and discover new things about each other. Usually after the couch talk the two people become much more comfortable with each other, often resulting in a friendship or even a relationship.

When did Tim and Jenny become so close?
They had the couch talk last night.

by RussianGod May 18, 2014

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AIDs Couch

A couch that is free because it has contracted AIDs from its previous owners. Often sports a horrendous floral pattern with obvious ejaculate stains, but hey it's free.

"Man, we have no furniture to sit on" Dude 1
"Why don't you pick up an AIDs couch" Dude 2 (Hopefully joking)

by dixie normous yeah that's righ September 03, 2010

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riding the couch

to lie motionless on the couch for hours, with no intention of moving.

"dude, you wanna go to the club?"
"no, i am tired and will be riding the couch tonite'

by Terri s May 14, 2007

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Couch Flu

Couch Flu is a lack of motivation and energy experienced when in a comfortable/ nice seating position on a couch. The weather may also incur couch flu. The phrase was originally coined by a UCC student in Ireland. The original idea was adopted from the swine flu.

Text message from Rory: Hey are you coming to our 4 o clock lecture on innovation, technology and economic change?

Reply: No man I got the couch flu...

by Ketsy Catombull October 08, 2009

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