condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014

Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms

Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies

by 4seasons November 16, 2019

Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010

condom goblin

Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.

Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...

by Olliethehumpgod April 4, 2019

condom farm

a secluded dark area in which after each time a couple experiences sexual intercourse the male partner will throw the freshly used condom. after some time the farm will grow to be rather plentiful so that when you are ready to break off relations with her you can be sure to transplant your crop to her face before she leaves.

"Listen baby, I really don't think that we should see each other anymore.": now apply crop to face

by hot-karl May 3, 2004

condom shot

The act of taking a shot of alchohol from a condom.

"Man! That last condom shot made my mouth all luby"

by El Adamo July 21, 2008

condom baby

A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.

"No, Austin isn't inbred. He's just a condom baby.

by Stev Warped November 14, 2004