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vomit comet

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.
Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
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Post-coital tristesse

The feeling of sadness , anxiety or depression after sex. It is mostly felt by all animals including humans except the female human and the rooster
We all have post-coital tristesse
by Jawbone December 29, 2015
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cogito ergo corgi

Latin for, I think, therefor I am a corgi.
René Descartes dog, on a sunny walk, contemplated to itself, cogito ergo corgi.
by thefileclerk June 10, 2011
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Comfterble

This bed is comfterble
by awmm October 1, 2016
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comfty

Comfortable, slouching possition.
Feeling chilled out and happy with you surroundings.
"knees up on a lrg. arm chair drinking hot choc."
by michelle February 1, 2005
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Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 4, 2006
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Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all
I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.
by Scritty April 15, 2010
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