clincher

A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.

"That shit just wouldn't let go; it was a real clincher."

by deek March 29, 2003

the clutch

A particular feeling of stomach discomfort following the consuption of greasy, unhealthy food (especially McDonalds). Symptoms may include nausea, but are most commonly a feeling of bloatedness, gas, and weight "clutching" your stomach. Theories explaining the origins of the clutch include the mixture of hot greasy food followed by 64 oz. of cold, carbonated soda mixing in the stomach. This affliction is especially dangerous when experienced while driving an automobile.

May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."

"5 miles after eating a Big Mac Combo Meal from a highway rest area, I was hit by The Clutch. The rest of my drive sucked."

by Sean1 June 11, 2006

clitche

A clit that is itchy

I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.

by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

Clutchitize me captain

A phrase used after you clutched and did something great last minute.

"Both teams need one more point to win!!"
"Got'em we won...Clutchitize me captain!!"

by jmanpsu November 13, 2009

clatch

a word to describe a girls who is a potential girlfreind or girl just to hang out with

look at that clatch over there

by clatch September 25, 2015

clutch

finding an arnold palmer half and half when really thirsty.

i was very thirsty and there was nothing to drink. i found an arnold palmer thats clutch

by defgvjkbenrsfvknejd June 14, 2010

cliche

A very common used phrase by people trying to get a point across without saying much.

Sport figures love to use a cliche to get out of a hard question

by Uconngiants80 August 12, 2005