claustroflowbic

The fear of having too much flow for small spaces. popularized by rapper hodgy beats.

Get out of my face, I'm claustroflowbic

by OFfan June 16, 2011

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

TF2 Clause

A term used to define a game that, despite not getting a lot of attention from its developer, retains a large playerbase.
Named after one of the best examples of such phenomenon: Team Fortress 2.

Randy: "Skyrim is a dead game, why do people still talk about it"
Alex: "Because it's a TF2 Clause."
Randy:

Alex: "It maintains a playerbase without getting much attention from the devs."

by 16Bitboy December 6, 2022

Banter Clause

Legend has it that the gift of banter is handed down to unsuspecting trainee Banter Merchant's through a mysterious figure named Banter Clause. There has never been any convincing or sound historical evidence to support the myth as indeed true. But supposed sightings have occurred during many Banterful occassions such as lads on the pre lash and at the party which is full of muff and beer! This makes Banter Clause a worthy LAD!

John: 'Its the night before Friggies big party! I hope Banter Clause gives me a good supply of Banter for the LOL's that should ensue!'
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books!
John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!'
Russell: ':('

by Banter Scribe November 17, 2010

Nose clams

Wonderful cocaine.

Charlie- Sweet delicious nose clams. These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away

Bingo- What the hell are you talking about

by sixskin December 15, 2013

SSORBS Clause

Screen Shot OR Bull Shit
The general understanding that any claim made on the internet or about actions on the internet may be questioned or discounted unless suitable photographic or screen-capture evidence is supplied.

This nutsack was trying to have us believe that he had taken out five level 80 Horde, which included a ret pally and a fire-specced mage, on his rogue solo.

We called on the SSORBS Clause, and he vanished from the forums.

by Letsbreakit September 16, 2009

Friend-o-caust

The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.

Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

by A helpful Platypus April 25, 2011