Chode 

A chode is either:

1)A small fat person

2)A dick wider than t is long

3)The area between ur genitals and arse

1)shes a ryt chode

2)He told me 2 suk his chode

3)Ur mum lickd my chode

Chode by floyd94 January 14, 2009

Chode 

I very small penis that no girl would want in her

Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes

Chode by Tiffany Hodge May 6, 2009

Chode 

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

Chode by Wazakra February 18, 2011

Chode 

In the black market its a $1oo dollor bill

i want to buy this for a chode

Chode by bobthebaler February 18, 2015

chode 

a short, fat dick

Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.

chode by **** *** September 10, 2003

chode 

when a dude is hung like a tuna can

dude i have a chode

chode by mobli home October 23, 2008

Chode 

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

Chode by Clocked May 7, 2010