Skinny-ass, top heavy douchebag at the gym with a gallon water jug, armband tattoo, armband iPod, under armour, and only does the bench press and bicep curls, which they cheat by swaying.
Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.
Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.
1. King Rambo: Alright, that's another set of deadlifts for me before I go on to my squats. Put another hundred on the bar.
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
King Rambo: What the fuck?
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?
King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.
2. Gym Log:
Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12
Deadlift
600x5
Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
King Rambo: What the fuck?
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?
King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.
2. Gym Log:
Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12
Deadlift
600x5
Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1
by King Rambo July 11, 2008
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by 1001 October 08, 2003
1.) This skin between the testicles and the anus: taint stank
2.) A penis with a width measuring greater than the length.
3.) Randy Kelley: r tard randomonium
2.) A penis with a width measuring greater than the length.
3.) Randy Kelley: r tard randomonium
1.) These bicycle shorts chafe the chode.
2.) How will he ever get laid with that chode?
3.) Dude, quit being a chode and wake the fuck up!
2.) How will he ever get laid with that chode?
3.) Dude, quit being a chode and wake the fuck up!
by emiality February 26, 2007
1. n Small penis. Refering to the genitals of a wuss, pussy or tosser.
2. adj Geek, weasel or twat. Describes someone acting with a tosspot demeanour.
2. adj Geek, weasel or twat. Describes someone acting with a tosspot demeanour.
Example 1: "Oi, Chap! You been snogging my bird again ain't ya, I know you 'ave cos she said you 'ad a chode!"
Example 2: "Hey! Come 'ere you chode! I'm gonna batter you!"
Example 2: "Hey! Come 'ere you chode! I'm gonna batter you!"
by Da butcher June 12, 2007