chap ass

A chap ass is a word to describe someone being extremely annoying. In truth a chap is a type of legwear worn over jeans by cowboys, a chap ass is the same, but minus the jeans. So there ass in theory would be hanging out, therefor making it a chap ass.

Gosh Cal, shut your chap ass.

Did you see that dude, what a chap ass.

by yhhhhhhhhhhhh July 4, 2010

old chap

ones front-mounted, downstairs tummy banana.

"how's your old chap been since the cat got at it?"

by Dutts March 1, 2005

lip chap

A stick of lube for your lips, yes. In which you open the cap on, and seductively and sensually apply to chapped area, in front of your SO.

Girl: "ooh my lips are soooo dry" *moans* "I need to put on my lip chap"
Boy: "Damn baby you spread that lip chap."

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

chaper chaper

a word used in place of another word which is related to drugs stash

have you got some chaper chaper

by chino aka June 1, 2006

chapati chodu

Low-life, someone who doesn't amount to much

That chapati chodu told me who the killer in "Heavy Rains" is

by Ramulal May 12, 2011

Chap

A crunchy treat often eaten as a snack or school lunch.

7 steps to be a chap

Be editable
Have carbs
Dont be a cham (soft chap)
Dont be a champ (sandwhich(etc) chap)
Be solid
Be crunchy
Be munchy

Bread can be considered a soft chap.

Common examples: Potato chips, corn chips, crackers, dorito chips, pie crust, cookies, tarts, and some breads.

"Would you like some of my chaps?"

by TheChapMaster September 5, 2018

ChapelPaige

In times of myth and legend ChapelPaige was a mighty warrior, goddess, queen, lesbian who frequented the Earth. She was a champion among women, and feared by most men. In those times women were mistreated very badly, and only the MIGHTY ChapelPaige stood against them. Using her mighty pistol-grip dildo, Bertha, she travelled the world saving women in distress.

ChapelPaige used her mighty weapon to cleanse the earth of evil.

by Chapel Paige December 26, 2004