Britney Spears 

A girl who's gotten a lot more abuse than she ever deserved thanks to all you internet haters. She currently has 2 kids and has been divorced twice. She has 6 albums- Baby One More Time, Oops! I Did It Again, Britney, In The Zone, Blackout, Circus and just released her new single 3. Although her actual talent level is questionable she is no doubt a star. She is currently making a comeback and is on her way back up to the top.
You go girl!!!!!

"Leave.... Britney.... ALONE!!!! You're lucky she even performs for you bastards!!!" -Chris Crocker telling the world to leave Britney Spears alone.

Britney Spears by that's good October 22, 2009

Britney Spears 

Spears started first as a singer/dancer on the mickey mouse club with justin timberlake, kerri russel, and christina aguilera. once that show ended it was a couple years after, that Spears came out with "baby one more time" and it became a HUGE success. after "baby one more time" she came out with more pop girly dance music that young girls liked. she performed on mtv during award shows and won some awards of her own. Spears took a break from music when she dated kevin federline aka k-fed and after their marriage had two boys. birth names are Sean Preston and Jayden James. (both adorable btw) after Spears' divorce from k-fed she tried to get back into the industry a little too early. most memorably her performance on that mtv award show. after that hype had died down a little she came out with "gimme more" which was actually a great club song so it put her back on the charts. nowadays she is still putting out singles, most recently "3". not everyone is a fan of her music, and not everyone will like what she does but it seems most of these definitions want to slam her and talk shit but no one really knows her as a person and we should not be judging her on her home roots or the things she says or does in the media. music is great like that: you can choose what you listen to and love, like it or not she's one of the biggest pop stars our generation and the next generation will ever see.

jealousy is a disease. get well soon bitches - Britney Spears

"ever heard of britney spears?"
"yea her music's not that great"
"true, but DAMN can she make some money!!"

Britney Spears by missbrie March 25, 2010

britney spears 

A singer crying for help..."lucky"

"Stuck in an image, in a dream, and there's no one there to wake her"...someone wake britney spears up!!

britney spears by StacyAndTanyaAreRad February 27, 2008

britney spears 

America's favorite coal burner.

Britney likes black guys with money.

britney spears by anonymous March 2, 2005

Britney Spears 

Talentless. But for some reason her music sells. It's extremely catchy pop and screw it, I freakin like her music. Plus she's very pretty.

If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

Britney Spears by MissDresden . July 19, 2009

britney spears 

Britney Spears is a beautiful woman but has a slutty voice. She is talented but is talented as a dirtbag, whore,slut, and she's not any of those but all you people say it so I don't know what you're problem IS!

Annie: Britney Spears is a slut!
Me or Ashley: What is wrong with you people! You are obeying Satan, and if you are a so-called Christian, you actually are a ATEHIEST! And not obeying God!

britney spears by Ashanta'e January 13, 2006

britney spears 

She "CHOSE" to be gay with Madonna and Christina in a three-way tongue lock!

That's how gayness happens!

People "choose" it.

Fag Off and Die pyscho liberals!!!!

britney spears by abort liberals May 8, 2005