bonerstache

1) noun. When a woman deepthroats a guy's dick and his pubes rest comfortably on her upper lip, thus giving her a boner moustache

2)noun. When a man trims his pubic hair so that it looks like his boner has a moustache

1) Paris Hilton totally had bonerstache when she deepthroated that guy's dick in her sextape

2) I bet Burt Reynolds trims his pubes into an awesome bonerstache for the ladies

by RMAZ123 July 11, 2011

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The Boxer

hen you're going down on a guy or in a position to handle his balls a lot, right as he's about to achieve orgasm or is in the throes of the event, sock him hard right in the balls like a boxer hits his opponent's face.

*WARNING* Some men may react by punching you in the head, so consider wearing a helmet to the event. Don't worry, if he's getting a blowjob he won't care about it, just say it's your fetish or something.

I gave my boyfriend The Boxer last night, and he's never came so hard before.

by PrinceGirl June 2, 2018

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bonerstorage

Term used to describe any slutty girl.

Trish was at my party last night and fucked three guys she didn't even know, she is complete BONERSTORAGE!

by Barbiegirl007 April 22, 2006

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Boers

The last name of a studly, amazing, and sexually attractive man. Who has an extraordinarily large penis.

Man, Mr. Boers was great last night.

by Boers October 18, 2008

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Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

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