Bog Tour

Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour

A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.

1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!

2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene

by King Jazza! August 15, 2020

turd bog

someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.

Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!

by NightFlyer66 October 2, 2017

Bog Boi

Cult that worships the bog god gob

I ran in to the bog bois yesterday

by Bog worship November 2, 2019

Bog hog

Short for boghogger: Someone who spends fucking ages in the toilet -especially when you're desperate to take a shit

That Sandra's a right fucking bog hog -she kept me waiting so long I nearly shat my pants!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

ball bogging

Smashing your sack against the asshole when you're balls deep.

Tim took a gym pig back to his house for some ball bogging.

by Richard Hangslow February 27, 2019

Cranberry bog

When your dicks so large you mess up her insides causing blood to esacpe her pussy

I fucked that chick so hard i gave her a cranberry bog.

by Sexythotinyogapants March 5, 2019

Bog wan

When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.

I had to catch an early train and accidentally had a bog wan and missed it

by Chodebar December 14, 2018