Balloon Generation

A word used to describe members of anyone graduating High School around 2011. So named for the tendencies of this generation to "demand a balloon" for doing the absolute minimum amount of work and expecting automatic gratification. More literally, this gratification is generally expected in the form of grades, popularity, etc. Generally, anyone born in the early '90s can be defined as part of the Balloon Generation, regardless of whether or not they actually exhibit the above characteristics.

You're part of the balloon generation! You think you can do the absolute minimal amount of work and then ask GIMME A BALLOON and I'll actually give you one? You're weaksauce!

by NotTheBees! February 28, 2010

Baldock

A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.

'Hey, did you see Josh Baldock?'
'Yeah, nothing like the other Baldocks, damn he is square.'

by badboi999 March 27, 2015

sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(

Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...

by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010

Denver Hot Air Balloon

When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.

Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.

by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009

Babson College

Business school ranked #1 in the country for entrepreneurship...average SAT of incoming frosh is 1252...like Bentley College, BMWs and Audis are a common sight; kids come from money; Unfortunately, the sports teams are D3 and suck a lot. Graduates get good jobs working in investment banking or for big4/consulting firms.

Since I'm looking to start my own business someday, I'm gonna apply to Babson College.

by James Tarbox December 22, 2005

Balloon Sword

Normally a homosexual act given to a male by putting a hole in the condom, proceeding to inflate it orally. Him then returning the favor, will often times result in a balloon sword fight.

John "Brad and I had an awesome balloon sword fight last night"

Kenny"What the fuck are you talking about?"

by Gmonkey747 August 23, 2016

rocky balboa

pretty much any kind of underdog that does better than anyone expected, like rocky balboa in the first movie.

josh hamilton is a rocky balboa.

by jJeErRsSeEyY October 17, 2008