burrito rule 

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

burrito rule by timebusters August 30, 2012

Burrito Plop 

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.

My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!

Burrito Plop by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013

burrito charmer 

A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.

Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!

burrito charmer by ClaytonBigsbyTX January 25, 2014

burrito kiss 

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.

"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."

burrito kiss by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014

Burrito Surprise 

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

Burrito Surprise by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015

Burrito milking 

Sucking dick

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do

Burrito milking by Destineehenderson July 5, 2015

burrito shaming 

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos

"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place

burrito shaming by squarepizza February 28, 2016