Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015

Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015