Bencsik

to say you are going to do something but when it comes time to do it you decide to hide from the world in your room watching porn and polishing your guns.

I was going to go to that party on the beach but instead I pulled a bencsik.

by Johnny Bigdic May 20, 2009

beaushanks

Ridiculous or unbelievable; a playful and light jibe to a friend.

That's so beaushanks!
Don't be beaushanks, y'all!

by Bougie June 19, 2004

benis

if the space between your belly button and your penis is large you have a benis

Kyle Carpenter has the biggest motherfucking benis in the whole entire world.

by kerry degman May 29, 2008

the bends

what you get when your gf thinks your penis is a gear shaft and shifts into reverse while on top. it's not broken, it's the bends.

last night was more than a little rough...i got the bends, man.

by mosse July 30, 2008

benis

Noun. Slang for penis

A slightly more derogatory form of penis; used primarily by filthy people to communicate thoughts about another's penis. Often used with extreme sarcasm.

Christopher Moon's benis is SOOOO HUGE.

William Lee's benis is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUGE.

Ryan Choi's benis is RIDICULOUSLY HUGE.

Zac Nadamoto's benis BLOCKS OUT THE SUN (like his biceps)

Ross Yamamoto's benis is SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING SHMALL.

by Ross Yamamoto December 28, 2005

Befus

a person who is acting mentally retarded

John is being a befus

by John Steele December 31, 2006

Benis

When writing penis in sloppy handwriting, you add an extra loop to the P.

When a friend writes Penis sloppily on your hw paper, and you hand it in to the teacher thinking it just says Ben is(Benis). Then you get in trouble for it.

For that friend that laughed at mrs.southalls crazy hairdos with me and gave me all those mints. lol good times.

by Bennn October 22, 2006