Backpacker

A security guard/officer characterized by an excessive accumulation of equipment and gear affixed to their vest or person, often surpassing practical or necessary requirements.

The security guard, armed to the teeth with gear, looked more prepared for doomsday than a shift at the mall—a real security "backpacker."

by TheRealJackMFPanther January 25, 2024

backpack snack

When your friend always has snacks in their backpack

“ My friend Kaitlyn has so many backpack snacks”

“You can always rely on Kaitlyn for backpack snacks”

by Burgerbob April 21, 2023

Koala Backpack

An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.

Dan was a Koala Backpack to the kitchen to get some snacks post coitus.

by Kile Hanzens January 11, 2023

Clear Backpack

Clear backpack is a term for describing a quiet kid. Usually how that the (at least) stereotype of a quiet kid needs one to prevent school shootings.

Please. If you see a quiet kid, treat that person with respect. Be nice to them. Nothing is worth the risk.

"See Todd over there? He needs a clear backpack."
"Yeah."

by BigGreasyFurry July 17, 2023

monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.

by seenbean August 1, 2023

backpack fucking

Someone who gets the sloppy seconds after the female has been fucked in doggystyle by another man who creampied her

Josh is a loser he keeps backpack fucking

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

Backpacking thru Spain

Engaging in man on man sexual encounters during your first stint in the slammer.

Phil met Hector and went Backpacking thru Spain with him while he was locked up in Rikers.

by Sactowns Finest December 4, 2020