Assholio

Someone who sees a friends new snowboard bindings and says to himself "Hey, I like those, I'm going to buy them for myself." Then precedes to copy his friend and purchase said snowboard bindings.

Assholio! You better make sure everyone knows those are my bindings!

by Il Padrino of Awesomeness December 13, 2010

Assholes

People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.

You guys are a bunch of assholes.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

assholes

people who put thumbs down on words on urban dictionary

assholes

by pelopelo September 11, 2020

assholistic

Used to decribe someones behavior during a certain time period.

Did you see what Brian did last night?
Yes he was being very assholistic.

by zepsblackdog October 18, 2008

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014

assholisim

Assholisim is a symptom which often accompanies Alcoholism. An alcoholic generally suffers from a spiritual malady, which manifest itself in faithless self -centeredness. Assholisim is a common manifestation of self reliance and disregard for any power greater than ones self. He is all that, and he is what he is. He is an asshole that cares less, or is oblivious to the affects his actions on others.

He suffered from two diseases alcoholism and assholisim.

by Michael L (MWA) July 2, 2016

Assholisim Syndrome

Having an extreme personality split. Going from being the sweetest angel to a complete asshole in a second- similar to bipolar

Freddie is really sweet but he has a serious case of Assholisim Syndrome

by T.Kungoane January 31, 2017