Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

Asshat

A person who wears their asshole like a hat. They almost have their head up their own ass, almost.

"Can you believe Brandon, he's such an asshat."

by Bigjohnt02 March 6, 2017

Asshat

Girlfriends

"Cameron Lynn Head is a fucking asshat"

by Eyerollbob June 17, 2018

asshat

Donald Trump and his cronies

That asshat is going to build that wall.

by EVAmyLeeMetalhead April 16, 2017

Asshat

One who has his head up his ass, therefore appearing to wear his ass as a hat.

What an asshat!

by Jeanien May 24, 2017

asshat

Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".

"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."

by Ya_mom May 25, 2017

Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017