Albert: Did you hear that Michelle bought an Android because her hubby is having trouble performing in the sack
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019
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Bisexual males often experience more abuse and social exclusion than bisexual females due to society's more lenient attitudes towards female sexuality, stereotypes about disease risk, and the toxic, traditionalist viewpoint that bisexuality, particularly in men, is just a phase in becoming fully homosexual (bi erasure), and that the bi male is inherently inferior, effeminate, and weak.
Bisexual males often experience more abuse and social exclusion than bisexual females due to society's more lenient attitudes towards female sexuality, stereotypes about disease risk, and the toxic, traditionalist viewpoint that bisexuality, particularly in men, is just a phase in becoming fully homosexual (bi erasure), and that the bi male is inherently inferior, effeminate, and weak.
"Stop being androbiphobic... unlike that closet-case Trump supporter Ben up the street, this bi guy's wife isn't a beard"
It's androbiphobic to say that gorgeous stud "may as well be gay" because he won't mess with you. Bi men can have self-respect and standards.
Androbiphobia is saying you're cool with your sister "switch-hitting", but not your Dad coming out as bisexual because it means he isn't a "real man".
Jealous androbiphobic narcissistic whale Karen: "have fun getting HIV from that picky bi f#**#t Becky, you know he's just gonna cheat on you with dudes constantly"
It's androbiphobic to say that gorgeous stud "may as well be gay" because he won't mess with you. Bi men can have self-respect and standards.
Androbiphobia is saying you're cool with your sister "switch-hitting", but not your Dad coming out as bisexual because it means he isn't a "real man".
Jealous androbiphobic narcissistic whale Karen: "have fun getting HIV from that picky bi f#**#t Becky, you know he's just gonna cheat on you with dudes constantly"
by shut_up_bitch July 20, 2020
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A made up word used by transphobes to insinuate that being attracted to transgender men is a fetish.
It is defined as "the attraction to women who look like men", however this is not considered abnormal enough to warrant classification as a paraphilia. To insinuate one must have a paraphilia in order to be attracted to transgender individuals is incredibly degrading.
It is defined as "the attraction to women who look like men", however this is not considered abnormal enough to warrant classification as a paraphilia. To insinuate one must have a paraphilia in order to be attracted to transgender individuals is incredibly degrading.
TERF: "Gay men aren't attracted to trans men"
Trans man: "I was at a gay bar yesterday and four cis guys said I was hot"
TERF: "Thats called andromimetophilia. Those were andromimetophiles"
Trans man: "wtf does that mean, are you trying to cast a spell on me??"
Trans man: "I was at a gay bar yesterday and four cis guys said I was hot"
TERF: "Thats called andromimetophilia. Those were andromimetophiles"
Trans man: "wtf does that mean, are you trying to cast a spell on me??"
by fruitsuckerfaggyfucker July 16, 2023
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Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022
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Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
This is a real example of a real conversation I had with an Android user.
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
by Andy Rubin February 9, 2014
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Get the Androhomophobia mug.A person that possesses both male and female characteristics to the extent that it can be hard to tell if they are a guy or a girl. Definitely looks better on guys than on girls for the most part, as many androgynous/effeminate men are considered attractive to the opposite sex. However, females that are androgynous can not pull it off nearly as well because.. well, come on, butch women are gross.
by UltimateToast September 23, 2010
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