ali

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cunt who needs to be stabbed

PURPLE AKI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING ALI

by TALIBAN ZAN January 09, 2018

ali

homunculus; a very small, short man.

"How tall is your brother?"
"Oh, he's really ali."

by nourr June 16, 2007

ali

A generic species of camel shaggers. Those that go by the subgroup of Keshmand and be identified by that characteristic sticky hands and an unhealthy obsession of strange animations which frequently feature obscene hand movements. Members of the Keshmand group come in 2 distinct builds (short and wide with permanent lenses or of average height, thin with temporary lenses) but share the same lack of life and time spent jerking over PCs, Macs, PSPs, DSa and other computer related jargon although the short and wide type will spend 90% more time uttering the foul rubbish known as bullshit.

1
Me: Why is your hand sticky?
Ali: I was watching Naruto.

2
Ali: (to some random guy) I know more Dragonball characters than you
Random Guy: I have a life

3
Beg friend: Whats up?
Ali: I have downloaded all the Pokemon episodes ever created, it taken 38 gig of my hard drive.
Beg friend: Right, Whats up?

4
Ali: (to nerd) I know more about photoshop than you.
Nerd: (silenced)

by Kocker May 19, 2007

Ali A

Pure Cringe

You know that idiot named Ali A?

by DefinitelyNotNamedNoah May 07, 2019

aly

a beautiful borderline sex offender who is mine so don't try again or i'll murder you

"damn big bro aly is so hot"

by _lunaaa December 26, 2019

Ali-A

The best Fortnite youtuber ever. He has the best intro song that totally wasn’t memed. He never clickbaits and is the #1 of Fortnite news on the internet.

“Have you seen any of Ali-A’s videos?”
“Yeah they’re amazing I’m excited for the new chests”

by Ninja’s little brother July 12, 2018

Ali-A

British Fortnite YouTuber with over 12 million subscribers. Pathetically tried to set some Minecraft record. Channel died, then started playing Fortnite and posting it to YouTube with clickbaity titles. Has led to a Tsunami of memes

HOW TF DID ALI-A, THE KING OF FORTNITE CLICKBAIT, JUST HIT 12 MILLION SUBS ON YT!?

by That guy that knows a July 02, 2018