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kiss my ashed

Verb; to get so completely wasted that you turn into a white girl from the class of 2011 that cannot handle her alcohol.
"Omg stacy did you see how kiss my ashed kelly was last night? She was talking to a potato and thought she was talking to a mirror"
by mr bigglesworth June 16, 2014
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Askewed

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew
Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly
by Foody85 March 9, 2023
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ice-assed cold

1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months
Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.
by Margie B. October 23, 2004
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Half assed

Half assed: A play on words regarding the word haphazard, which is what you get when someone incompetent attempts to do a careless job on something that could endanger people.
Wow, President Trump's really done a half assed job so far.
by DonnyBrasco March 21, 2019
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Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.
Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.
by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005
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assed out

Extremely tired, won't wake up for anything.
Guy to his sleeping roommates at 2:00pm, "Damn! I was gone for a minute and your both still assed out!"
by Too-Cool February 17, 2008
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askew

awry, bewelled, skew, wry
This old watch' hands look askew.
by chicken13 March 29, 2007
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