sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

by myyeeter July 19, 2023

hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

Hamster Joint

The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.

After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.

by TightTina May 21, 2023

hanny hamster

a hanny hamster is a lady who has great class, and an even greater ass. every guy wants her but she’s looking for the one who’s special. she typically only has one best friend, but is friendly to all who deserve it. she never feels truly happy, but that’s the way everyone else sees her. she sometimes will have a bad past, but always a bright future. hanny hamsters are very compatible with baileys. they won’t take shit from ANYONE. they’ll always support what’s right.

person 1) she is so nice who is she
person 2) not sure, but definitely a hanny hamster in the making!
person 1) i agree

by beepboopbeep124 February 14, 2018

Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

Corona Hamster

A person who shows asocial hoarding behavior during a pandemic crisis similar to the Corona "Covid-19" disease outbreak. A Corona Hamster is a person who shows Compulsive hoarding behavior while there is no scarcity of life products during an outbreak and instead, causing scarcity due to his or her hoarding behavior.

Did you buy all the Toilet paper? You F***ing Corona Hamster, and how do I need to wipe my Ass now?

by LiquidSass March 13, 2020