The Manatee Minute

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.
Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."
by Flyhunter December 16, 2008
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69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).
69 minutes is the best news interview on television.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Bruh Minute

TikTok. TikTok is the only thing capable of generating a full 60 consecutive Bruh Moments, thus creating a Bruh Minute. Studies show that a Bruh Minute can take several years off of a person’s life.
“Ayo, I finna take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok.”
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
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Sacramento minute

About 8 minutes of time.
I'm around the corner I'll be there in a sacramento minute. (Passing J street but you're getting off on 26th.)
by LePresident June 12, 2018
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Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009
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meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute
Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"
by stove2590 July 6, 2016
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plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.
Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.
by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020
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