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Xbox 360 

A piece of shit. They have the word 360 in the title of the console because you will be lucky if it lasts that many days. Aslo a marketing sceme to get customers to buy multiple stacks of shit (xbox's), by using knowingly faulty components. Then charging you half the price you paid in the first place to get it fixed. Usually after repair, it takes the time you could have saved to buy a PS3, or a shotgun to shoot yourself in the face, for them to ship back to you. They commonly causes ones room to become filled with broken xbox's flashing red lights. Also used as a paperweight, a surface to wright on, as well as used to build the base for things such as houses and cars. Also an achievement for the world in defective marketing, as well as branding Microsoft as being thief's. Also the system that got Dawngaurd first, FUCK. But does anyone even have a working system to play it anymore? Doubtful. Once they break down, they usually cause the owned to become very angry, but still willing to buy a new one, with reasons they cant even tell you. Xbox 360's are common victims of but not limited to - Being throw out windows, getting shot at, getting ran over by cars, getting set on fire, ect. They also take advantage of the best technology since flushing toilets - the Kincet. Playing a Kincet game is like trying to itch your asshole with 2 broken arms. It requires more perfect conditions to run half properly then to create life.
Dickwad A - Yo bro you trying to play some Gears Of War?

Dickwad B - Nah man i cant, ive spent over 10,000 Dollars in Xbox 360's and still don't have a working one.

Dickwad A - Aw damn man what do you do with all of the broken ones?

Dickwad B - I need to throw them out, they are taking up all of the space in my room.
Xbox 360 by Mr Jinglez July 27, 2012
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Stay 360 

2 stay real or keep it G
Alright G see ya later stay 360.
Stay 360 by lilmccclx January 13, 2018

Xbox 360 

idk it came out like 15 years ago
Person 1: I have an xbox 360
Person 2: The xbox 360 came out like 15 years ago nerd
Xbox 360 by Large cranium neanderthal September 21, 2020

AwesomeZ_360 

A legendary member of Hogtopia preacher of the Hog

founder of Hogtopia

and Licensed theriopayest

Provides therapy to Ktaei and is an acquaintance to JustCheerio

Insanely talented minecraft builder, co-author of The Magic Stone and The Hog Bible

Also has an extremely accomplished career and lifetime.
Person 1: Hey look! It's AwesomeZ_360!

Person 2: Oh, everyone knows AwesomeZ_360!

AwesomeZ_360: Hog be with you my friends.
AwesomeZ_360 by AwesomeZ_360 March 26, 2021
Abbreviation for “Intersect 360” a small Silicon Valley based supercomputing market research company
If you see is 360 on the license plate of a Mini Cooper, that’s my dads car, it’s his company.
IS 360 by King Pelican June 7, 2021

Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.
OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.

shitbox 360 

The Zune. Why brown? WHY!
shitbox 360 by General Pwnage November 25, 2006