Verb
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
Get the Preemptive Flushmug. "Did you hook up last night?"
"Yeah, she let me flush the pipes. It went everywhere when she sat down for a post flushing cig."
"Yeah, she let me flush the pipes. It went everywhere when she sat down for a post flushing cig."
by Ernie Whackers April 12, 2016
Get the Flush the Pipesmug. While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.
by bobbyj August 10, 2006
Get the royal flushmug. The sudden and often violent series of bowel movements that occur after one has eating something his or her digestive system disagrees with. Often painful, this explosion leaves the recipient weak and tired but with a huge feeling of relief.
Guy 1: What are you going to KFC for?
Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now.
Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now.
by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010
Get the gut flushmug. by Wucky December 26, 2010
Get the Flush flashmug. Person one: Dude I heard you got sloppy seconds.
Person two: Nah bro she did a courtesy flush before we did it.
Person two: Nah bro she did a courtesy flush before we did it.
by jay-z October 3, 2012
Get the Courtesy Flushmug. Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!
by Carrie031 July 13, 2009
Get the Courtesy flushmug.