Definitions by bobbyj

royal flush 

While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.

She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.

royal flush by bobbyj August 10, 2006

life support 

After tucking your penis backwards behind your ass, your girlfriend deep throats it and proceeds to insert her nose in your ass. AKA respirator.

That bitch thought she was hot shit until I put her on life support last night.

life support by bobbyj August 10, 2006